New Year Goal Setter Gifts

January Joiner

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Reach for the Star.

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

Go! Means NOW!

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

Bullseye!

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

What else is there to wish for?

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

The Salesman

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

Target your customer.

Win - win

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

"It's all a matter of planning...."

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Make your resolutions achievable.

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

Business Target

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

'Long term I want student achievement to increase. Short time I want a cup of coffee and a biscotti.'

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

'OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat.'