New Year Motivation Pillows

It was getting harder and harder to stay psyched.

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Come dine with me!

Let's get organized

2021

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Reach for the Star.

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

Be Healthy

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Go team!

"I can motivate everyone except myself."

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

Go! Means NOW!

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"I don't like the looks of that!"

"Happy Gnu Year!"

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"We have an acronym!"