New Year Fitness Enthusiasts Pillows

'Open the doors before they have second thoughts, and scatter.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Be Healthy

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"It's true: no more burpees."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Running

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."