New Year Fitness Resolutions Pillows

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"Good For You / Bad For You"

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

Gym. It doesn't help when you call the ab workout a "journey to the center of the girth."

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

Yoga for beginners,

A push in the right direction: 50c.

'I'm downsizing in hopes of a merger.'

'However hard I try to lose weight, it always finds me again.'

'she's been at that three weeks now and it hasn't moved an inch.'

"He's like having our own personal trainer. . ."

'You strap it on and it monitors your eating habits -- it's called the 'Fudgebuster.''

January Joiner

Two entrances to a gym; one reads "Actual Exercise" while the other reads "Sit on Equipment and Stare at your Phone."

This year I thought I'd give up something different so I've given up writing Haiku poetry.

'Well, there goes the last of my New Years resolutions...'

'Look! A rock hard body in 90 days!'

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

Man Walking Towards His Goal.

"Gracie, I think you've made your point. We can't completely remove meat from this family's diet...but we will try very hard to cut back, OK?"

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

"Look at me - I can do this!"

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

"Spring is in the air but it's December in my ABS."

'For your aerobic exercise today, give me five 'Sweet Georgia Browns', a couple of 'Hot Times in the Old Town Tonight', and hit the showers.'

'I AM going to join a gym, but I've got to get in shape first. . .'

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'I want you to slow down, and that includes fast food.'

"I can’t even find the motivation to quit my gym membership."

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