New Year's Resolutions Pillows

"I'm really serious about exercising. Last year I only went to the gym twice, once to join and once to renew."

A push in the right direction: 50c.

Easy to follow diet plan.

A woman rides a treadmill as she chases a cookie jar on a refridgerator.

"Okay, we've put on our exercise clothes. Now what?"

'Careful, don't bite off more than you can chew.'

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

"A diet? - but I dieted YESTERDAY!"

Man shivers in front of open fridge, saying: 'I've quit smoking ??" it's going OK but I can't seem to kick standing out in the cold.'

'Letting you pick up the check will help you stay on your diet.'

Jack felt much better, now that he was working out.

'However hard I try to lose weight, it always finds me again.'

'Buy a spare pair of wellies...'

'You've been on a diet and lost six kilos...Well I think I have found them!'

"Oh, no! I typed up all my New Year's Resolutions without saving copies, only to drop them in the shredder by accident! Now I'll never remember them! How clumsy of me! Oh, well!"

Finally. A home exercise system that really is a clothes rack!

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

"I tried change, it didn't work."

"I see Pete's diet has really paid off, Mary. He's a shadow of his former self."

"I'm not wasting this year. I'm learning Catalan."

'Well, like it or not, we're all going on the Atkins Diet.'

'It's a side effect of giving up smoking.'

The age old dilemma: fry it or diet?

'Still at a plateau, Mrs Johnson?'

'Today I start a healthy lifestyle. Couch Potato is out-Couch Broccoli is in!'

How much did you lose on your 14 day diet?

'I'm putting you on the 'Don't eat so damn much' diet.'

'Look! A rock hard body in 90 days!'

Exercise rat race

"Look at me - I can do this!"

'How's your self-improvement program coming?'

'You fell that there is a thin person inside trying to get out? Sure it's only one?'

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

"I'll be taking a journey of a thousand miles as soon as I get motivated to take the first step."

"My goal is not to break as many new year's resolutions as last year. . . I'm not going to make any."