New Year's Resolution Pillows

'I started a serious workout program yesterday. So far I missed only one session.'

Yoga for beginners,

'Test results indicate you broke your New Year's resolution.'

This year I thought I'd give up something different so I've given up writing Haiku poetry.

"This year I resolve to be a better person inside and out."

"I exercise almost everyday. Almost on Monday, almost on Tuesday..."

"Hey, hold on a minute - maybe failure is an option."

Just quit smoking.

Before and After diet photos.

Deaths From Smoking vs Deaths on the Roads.

'Let's try again but NO laughing this time!'

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

Preparing for Dating Opportunities in 2020

"I've already done three hundred crunches this morning - I crunched two tubs of cookies and three packets of crisps."

"We also offer a plan where you just post pictures and skip the exercise."

Man Walking Towards His Goal.

"Gracie, I think you've made your point. We can't completely remove meat from this family's diet...but we will try very hard to cut back, OK?"

'I want you to slow down, and that includes fast food.'

'This towel is wet so I'll subtract fourteen pounds.'

'Diet!...Diet!...Diet!...'

"Ideally, I'd like to get my body back to its factory settings."

'I don't know anything about Nirvana - I came up here to DIET.'

'One at a time please!'

'I don't think it's so much my inability to lose weight as it is my ability to find it.'

'I want you to slow down, and that includes fast food.'

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

'We're moving to a higher tax bracket!'

'Taking daily exercise is an excellent resolution...but it doesn't have to consist of a visit to the surgery every day.'

'I AM going to join a gym, but I've got to get in shape first. . .'

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

Let's get organized

"I can’t even find the motivation to quit my gym membership."

Atlas' Exercise Machine

"The hardest part is getting out the front door."

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."