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'I can't help but wonder if somewhere, someone isn't watching a TV with a larger screen.'

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

All the apps hidden within a phone

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

"We balanced our budget this month!"

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

'C'mon! Speed it up! I've got a bottle of wine here that says it's meant to be drunk soon!'

"Do you prefer the tile engineered to look like wood, or the wood engineered to look like tile?"

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

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"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

'And, as you can see, it is the perfect place to start a big family...'

"I've been working on the household budget."

'Tonight's top story...Your TV is too big...'

'You can't beat the old style security systems!'

"Honey, relax - I brought the big umbrella."

'Hold on, the play is under review.'

"I told you we should have got the smaller screen."

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

'I love your new flat screen saloon.'

"Unfortunately, our user-friendly toaster is warranty-unfriendly!"

'Look at the adorable garden gnome I bought today!!'

"If there are nuggets in the sluice, let's dine out tonight."

'First, build a chimney.'

"They're only dummy home security signs, but I've sharped the edges so they'll cut you like a razor."

"The curvature of the screen tricks the brain into perceiving that you're not overpaying."

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"I regret the day we bought a memory foam mattress."

"He cared more about insuring this than his wife's jewelry."

Bath Tiles.