Getting A New Tv Pillows

'Our new TV is scarier than the old one. It has giants in it.'

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"They grow up so fast."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

Television Readers.

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Lazy Octopus

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

'There's nothing on.'

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

Love is when you watch television together.

Big screen TV.

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'