New Appliance Purchase Pillows

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Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

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'Does this thing get channel four.'

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'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

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"The door-to-door sales rep was very persuasive, but in my defense he only sold me one."

Linda discovers she had just baked the wrong ziti

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Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

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'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

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"The horse is nice, but we could really use the blender."