New Tv Purchase Prints

'I can't help but wonder if somewhere, someone isn't watching a TV with a larger screen.'

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

All the apps hidden within a phone

"We balanced our budget this month!"

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

"Do you prefer the tile engineered to look like wood, or the wood engineered to look like tile?"

'C'mon! Speed it up! I've got a bottle of wine here that says it's meant to be drunk soon!'

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

Latest Aye Phone

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

'And, as you can see, it is the perfect place to start a big family...'

"I've been working on the household budget."

'You can't beat the old style security systems!'

'Tonight's top story...Your TV is too big...'

"I told you we should have got the smaller screen."

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

'Hold on, the play is under review.'

"Honey, relax - I brought the big umbrella."

"Unfortunately, our user-friendly toaster is warranty-unfriendly!"

'I love your new flat screen saloon.'

"If there are nuggets in the sluice, let's dine out tonight."

'Look at the adorable garden gnome I bought today!!'

'First, build a chimney.'

"I regret the day we bought a memory foam mattress."

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

Moving Van.

Bath Tiles.

Apartments for rent. Central Air!

Foreclosed horse

"They're only dummy home security signs, but I've sharped the edges so they'll cut you like a razor."

"The curvature of the screen tricks the brain into perceiving that you're not overpaying."