New Set Of Golf Clubs Pillows

Putting out on the green is called 'The Short Game'.

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

"What about the five that fell through?"

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."

'Sorry I'm late - I couldn't stop doing things with it!'

"Fashion over function!"

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

'Aren't they restricted at this club?'

'Love what you've done with your hair.'

Vicar In Spectacles

"Buy them - and never look back."

"Hi Ginny, that's a nice new haircut you've got there. Are you trying to be cuter than me?"

'I see you've found a cure of the 'new car fever'.'

"How long is this hole!! 540 metres!! I'll need a car to drive that far!!"

"Actually, I like big hair on guys."

'This time you hold the nail!'

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

'No offense but you look awful with short hair.'

Golf

Joe shoots his best scores with his graphite shaft!

'If you're a good boy, Santa will bring you tires next year.'

"Wow, these boots really ARE water repellent!"

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

Short Hair: Expectations vs. Reality

"My handicap? The water, trees, windows, sand...."

"Boy, she has a new look."

"I'm starting to regret that haircut."

'Tell me the truth,Rodney - you've moved the hole haven't you!'

"Do you like it?" "I like it." "Is it cute? Do you like it?" "It's very cute. I love it." "So you like it? You it's cute..."

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