'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'
New Parents Nervousness Gifts
Looking for a gift that offers comfort and humor to new parents feeling a bit overwhelmed? Our collection celebrates the joys and jitters of parenthood with witty, playful products designed to bring a smile amidst the sleepless nights. Perfect for anyone navigating the early days of parenting, these thoughtful gifts blend humor with understanding, helping new parents feel appreciated and less alone.
City Zoo: Day Care
"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."
'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'
'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'
A young Don King
'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'
“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”
Cry babies.
'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''
'Ahhh...'
'I told you it would be useful.'
The Baby Walker
baby sweetcorn...
'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'
Interior design trends for parents....
"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."
"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"
'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'
'He has your nose and my ears.'
'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'
"I'd like to get my hands on whoever coined the phrase 'sleeps like a baby'."
Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!
When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!
"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"
'Still having a hard time finding day care?'
"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."
Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.
"They're so adorable at that age!"
"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"
A Communal Breakfast for the Young
"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"
'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'
A mother and baby elephant
"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."
New Parents Nervousness Gifts Collection
New Parents Nervousness Mugs
Explore our full collection of mugs designed for new parents feeling nervous but fabulous — perfect for adding a touch of humor to their mornings.
New Parents Nervousness Pillows
Check out our cozy pillows that bring comfort and humor to new parents' homes — because they need a little reassurance too.
New Parents Nervousness Prints
Discover prints that celebrate the exciting chaos of new parenthood and add personality to any living space.
New Parents Nervousness T-Shirts
Find more fun and supportive t-shirts that celebrate the quirks of new parenthood and help ease those jitters with a smile.