New Parents Experiencing First Christmas Gifts

Baby it's cold outside.

Cry babies.

baby sweetcorn...

Interior design trends for parents....

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

'He has your nose and my ears.'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

"Same old same old. How about you?"

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

The No No No's

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

'I'm not too sure about that.'

"Were we expecting a baby?"

Baby Hairstyles.

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Sitting Up'