New Parents Experiencing First Christmas Prints

Baby it's cold outside.

Cry babies.

baby sweetcorn...

Interior design trends for parents....

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

'He has your nose and my ears.'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

"I'd like to get my hands on whoever coined the phrase 'sleeps like a baby'."

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

The No No No's

"Same old same old. How about you?"

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

Well, we thought we had childproofed the house

I'm accused of kicking you in the womb, but your evidence is purely circumstantial. Lawyer baby.

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

'I'm not too sure about that.'

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

"Were we expecting a baby?"

"That is one absorbent nappy."

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'