"I told you I was too old to have a baby."
New Parent Joy Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful gift that captures the joyful chaos of new parenthood? Our collection blends humor and heartfelt sentiment to support and celebrate new parents. Whether it's a cozy pillow, a witty mug, or a stylish print, these gifts are perfect for brightening tired days and cherishing precious moments of early parenthood. Show your support with a gift that resonates with the unique joys and little surprises of welcoming a new life.
Family.
City Zoo: Day Care
"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."
'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'
'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'
“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”
'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'
A young Don King
Cry babies.
'I told you it would be useful.'
'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''
baby sweetcorn...
The Baby Walker
'Ahhh...'
Interior design trends for parents....
"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."
'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'
'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'
"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"
'Still having a hard time finding day care?'
A Communal Breakfast for the Young
'He has your nose and my ears.'
"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."
'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'
"I'd like to get my hands on whoever coined the phrase 'sleeps like a baby'."
When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!
"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"
Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!
"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"
Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.
"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"
"They're so adorable at that age!"
'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'
A mother and baby elephant
New Parent Joy Gifts Collection
New Parent Joy Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for new parents—funny, heartfelt, and designed to make every morning brighter.
New Parent Joy Pillows
Find cozy pillows that honor the chaos and joy of welcoming a new baby—great for relaxing after those busy days.
New Parent Joy Prints
Browse our prints capturing the happiness and humor of new parenthood—beautiful art pieces for nursery or living spaces.
New Parent Joy T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts celebrating the joys of new parenthood—comfortable, stylish, and full of humor to keep spirits high.