New Mom Enthusiast Pillows

Mother cradling baby.

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

'No. no. When your wife asked you to change the baby, she meant the diaper.'

Whoa

Mother Nature

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

Fitness Programme for babies

'We found you in a cabbage!'

"You know what they say, there's one born every minute!"

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

Open other end

"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one."

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

'Ugh Not Again!'

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Breastfeeding: Good Design Council

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

'All I want for Christmas is my old shape back again.'

Moms gone wild

'The Fashionable Mamma, or The Convenience of Modern Dress'

Whoa

"I'm sure he wasn't that big when we went out

'I think it may be a limited edition.'

'This is a rarity in today's world. No corporate sponsorship signs in here.'

"The main skill you need in parenting, is the ability to surreptitiously eat chocolate."