New Job In Sports Pillows

"Don't put that on. You're wearing this shirt today."

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

Go team!

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"I AM at my usual position."

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

Punt Cake

"On the plus side, I finally have a key to the executive washroom."

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

Man at computer at sports company wears sweat band on head.

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Saving a Heart

Snooker Golf.

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

Personal conker trainer.

Cricket Accidents.

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

'Let's go over our secret play.'

Knight in shining Lycra!

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."