Sports In The Office Aficionado Pillows

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

'I hope you replace your divots.'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Improvised Dentistry.

'And now, the Meeting Marching Band.'

"Yup, marathon meetings all day."

"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

Slam Dunking the Outtray

"I say let's go with it. We've never tried a groveling approach before."

'The company have been very accommodating in allowing him to train in office hours.'

Happy Office

Elevator. Up, down and dirty.

"Your being on the company softball team gives me the opportunity to trade you."

Church Open 51 Sundays Per Year, Closed Superbowl Sunday

No, dear, I couldn't workout today, but I did do some strenuous selling and rigorous reinvestment!

Gigantic Titan Inc personnel: 'We have plenty of computer nerds! What we need is jocks to make our softball team more competitive!'

Rowing machine attached to a desk.

"Reggie is retired, but he still goes to work to play the office sports pool."

"If your going to get frustrated with your computer and assault it, may I suggest stretching first. You have three pulled muscles."

'The champ will make twenty million from this fight, mainly from selling advertising space on his shorts...'

"Just remember, if you give a hundred and ten per cent, I get twenty per cent of that."

"Want to win?"

'Putting into the in tray on his desk.'

'It figures. They're designing a hockey site.'

'Why can't the rest of you be true team players, like Wilson?'

Playing cricket in office "Miss lemon, I'm your boss, this is my company and you're out, okay!"

The N.Y.C. Winter Games

'Alright, who detonated the thermonuclear paintball bomb?'

"I'm starting a fitness program. Since we work on the 90th floor, I'm nor requiring all employees o use the stairs."

"This candidate is completely qualified, but I don't think his ping-pong skills are quite what we're hoping for."

"Relax warrior, it's not the weekend."