Sports In The Office Aficionado Mugs

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

'I hope you replace your divots.'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"Fine - you don't want to run in the corporate 5K - I get it. What about the corporate cage fighting team?"

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

Improvised Dentistry.

"Yup, marathon meetings all day."

"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."

'And now, the Meeting Marching Band.'

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

Slam Dunking the Outtray

"I say let's go with it. We've never tried a groveling approach before."

Elevator. Up, down and dirty.

Happy Office

'The company have been very accommodating in allowing him to train in office hours.'

No, dear, I couldn't workout today, but I did do some strenuous selling and rigorous reinvestment!

Gigantic Titan Inc personnel: 'We have plenty of computer nerds! What we need is jocks to make our softball team more competitive!'

Church Open 51 Sundays Per Year, Closed Superbowl Sunday

"Your being on the company softball team gives me the opportunity to trade you."

"Sorry, guys, forgot I was back in the office."

Rowing machine attached to a desk.

"Reggie is retired, but he still goes to work to play the office sports pool."

'The champ will make twenty million from this fight, mainly from selling advertising space on his shorts...'

"If your going to get frustrated with your computer and assault it, may I suggest stretching first. You have three pulled muscles."

"Just remember, if you give a hundred and ten per cent, I get twenty per cent of that."

'Putting into the in tray on his desk.'

Doug adds a whole new dimension to the March Madness office pool.

'It figures. They're designing a hockey site.'

"Want to win?"

'Alright, who detonated the thermonuclear paintball bomb?'

'I AM doing my homework.'

'Why can't the rest of you be true team players, like Wilson?'

"This candidate is completely qualified, but I don't think his ping-pong skills are quite what we're hoping for."

"Relax warrior, it's not the weekend."

"I'm starting a fitness program. Since we work on the 90th floor, I'm nor requiring all employees o use the stairs."