Office Sports Mugs

Playing cricket in office "Miss lemon, I'm your boss, this is my company and you're out, okay!"

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

'I hope you replace your divots.'

Lumbar support animal

Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

'I can't give you a raise, a promotion or a bigger office, but I AM going to allow you to have a personality.'

"What's the problem? We told you when you started you'd have to make some sacrifices."

The vice-president in charge of sincerity

'Would you all please congatulate...'

'Yes, we do have an incentive scheme.We call it 'continued employment'.'

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

'I didn't come in to hear that I'm burning the candle at both ends. I came for more wax.'

''A desk job.' That's what they called it at the interview.' 'Same here.' 'SHH!'

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

"He treated associates like he treated his plants."

InIn by-products.

'Tell your boss we represent an independent watchdog committee.'

If you really need permanent staff for IMMEDIATE cover then we could pull out all the stops and get someone by next October.

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

'I said I wanted to address the manager shortage -- not a short manager!'

White flag being waved around bosses door.

"Huddleston, I admire your hands-on approach to everything, but get the hell out of my office!"

"While you were out, Mr. Sundberg, the little hand went from the one to the three."

Workload management.

"Quicksand in a modern office building? Don't be silly."