Office Sports Prints

Playing cricket in office "Miss lemon, I'm your boss, this is my company and you're out, okay!"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

Lumbar support animal

'I hope you replace your divots.'

Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

'I can't give you a raise, a promotion or a bigger office, but I AM going to allow you to have a personality.'

"What's the problem? We told you when you started you'd have to make some sacrifices."

"Fine - you don't want to run in the corporate 5K - I get it. What about the corporate cage fighting team?"

The vice-president in charge of sincerity

'Would you all please congatulate...'

'Yes, we do have an incentive scheme.We call it 'continued employment'.'

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

'I didn't come in to hear that I'm burning the candle at both ends. I came for more wax.'

''A desk job.' That's what they called it at the interview.' 'Same here.' 'SHH!'

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

'I hate bloody football! It's just a bunch of over-rated, overpaid nancy boys kicking a b-' - 'Genuine football fans may leave work early to avoid missing the start of important World Cup fixtures.' - 'C'mon England!'

InIn by-products.

'Tell your boss we represent an independent watchdog committee.'

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

If you really need permanent staff for IMMEDIATE cover then we could pull out all the stops and get someone by next October.

"He treated associates like he treated his plants."

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.

'I said I wanted to address the manager shortage -- not a short manager!'

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

"Huddleston, I admire your hands-on approach to everything, but get the hell out of my office!"

"While you were out, Mr. Sundberg, the little hand went from the one to the three."

Workload management.

"Quicksand in a modern office building? Don't be silly."