Sports Professionals Pillows

Baseball Players with QR Codes on their Shirts.

Baseball's New On-Field Drug Counseling

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

Football Chameleon

If nobody had invented graphics

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

Monica Seles

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"How should we divide the teams?"

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Raheem Sterling

A married couple share the same pole vault.

Gary turns 40.

Saving a Heart

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

A day at the transgenic races

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

Ratminton

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"