New Job In Scientific Field Pillows

"Go. Evolve. Don't worry about us."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"On the plus side, I finally have a key to the executive washroom."

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

'New Game'

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. II. - Delicate state of the hippopotamus

Cloud Computing.

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

'I still say there are better ways to decide which positions to eliminate!'

'I'm grooming you for this position and giving you a makeover.'

Desert wifi

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

'Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?'

"Don't put that on. You're wearing this shirt today."

Avoidance of Situation/Work required to succeed.

You.com

'Of course you're all for animal testing. You always get straight A's.'

'I'm giving you a bigger desk, so you can take more of my work.'

A candidate for a job in scientific research being tested for whether she is too impressionable for unbiased independent thinking.

'All those in favour of accepting more robots?'

"Your new phone comes with this fire extinguisher. And we already added the number to the fire dept. to your contacts."

Superduper.

"Hope you know how fortunate you are...next year's tax forms get complicated..."

"You haven't seen security till you've seen it on the iPad 2."

"We've been standing here talking about how to pitch to the batter for way too long, haven't we?"

'It's both physical and chemical. She works in a lab.'