Lawn & Garden Supply. Sod. They're arguing over the last piece of sod we have in stock. I hate these turf battles.
New Home Landscaping Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful gift for someone embarking on a new home landscaping project? Our collection celebrates fresh starts and outdoor creativity. Whether it’s a gift for the DIY enthusiast or the new homeowner eager to transform their yard, these items add a touch of humor and charm to their outdoor journey.
"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."
"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."
Gardener clipping topiary stairs
'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'
"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"
"First time pruning?"
"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."
Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.
Gardener
Doing the borders.
'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'
Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.
Yardless: Please help
Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.
I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.
"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"
'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'
Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)
"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"
Sale! Weed Whackers
Snowman
"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"
Award Winning Gardener
"He loves his leaf blower."
Neighbor Leaf Wars
I want to rip out our lawn and plant a wild meadow. And I want lost of well-mown grass. What do you recommend? Nursery open. Just a sec. I'll check with my dad. No way! Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm not suggesting a marriage counselor!
"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."
Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.
The Last Leaf
Painting taking root...
'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'
Do you have anything bigger?
"Garden variety allergies."
The Music Seed
New Home Landscaping Gifts Collection
New Home Landscaping Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for anyone starting their new home landscaping journey. Find humorous and inspiring designs that make every coffee break brighter.
New Home Landscaping Pillows
Brighten up their outdoor lounge or indoor sanctuary with pillows that celebrate the art of landscaping. Comfortable and fun, they’re great for garden parties or relaxing at home.
New Home Landscaping Prints
Decorate with our charming prints inspired by gardening and home improvement. They’re ideal for adding a whimsical touch to any outdoor or indoor space.
New Home Landscaping T-Shirts
Discover our range of t-shirts designed for landscaping lovers. Perfect for outdoor work sessions or casual wear, these shirts add humor and style to any garden day.