Landscaping A New Home Gifts

'Bugleweed makes a nice ground cover, and you don't have to set your alarm.'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"First time pruning?"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Gardener

Doing the borders.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Yardless: Please help

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Sale! Weed Whackers

An old man growing berries

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

Award Winning Gardener

"He loves his leaf blower."

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Snowman

I want to rip out our lawn and plant a wild meadow. And I want lost of well-mown grass. What do you recommend? Nursery open. Just a sec. I'll check with my dad. No way! Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm not suggesting a marriage counselor!

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

The Last Leaf

Painting taking root...

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

Do you have anything bigger?

Ode to a Grill

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

"Garden variety allergies."