Landscaping A New Home Pillows

'Bugleweed makes a nice ground cover, and you don't have to set your alarm.'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Gardener

Doing the borders.

"First time pruning?"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Yardless: Please help

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Snowman

Painting taking root...

"He loves his leaf blower."

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

The Last Leaf

Award Winning Gardener

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

An old man growing berries

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Sale! Weed Whackers

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

Do you have anything bigger?

Ode to a Grill

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"Garden variety allergies."