New Home With Garden Pillows

When did THAT go in?

Tomatoes

'Damn it! Wait your turn!'

'Those wind-blown carrier bags certainly add a welcome splash of colour...'

Watering Plans

Snowman

The origin of the Easter Bunny/ Easter egg connection

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

LAY ZEE FUK

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Lady of the Cake.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

The wonderful world of cheese.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Gardener

Allotment

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"And this is our media room."

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

Beach Barbecue

Rose Garden

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

Candle Portraits.

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"Get... a-nother room!"