New Home With Garden Pillows

Tomatoes

'Damn it! Wait your turn!'

'Those wind-blown carrier bags certainly add a welcome splash of colour...'

Watering Plans

Snowman

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

LAY ZEE FUK

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Lady of the Cake.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

The wonderful world of cheese.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

Gardener

Allotment

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"And this is our media room."

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

Beach Barbecue

Rose Garden

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

An old man growing berries

Candle Portraits.

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."