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'I'm the smae, I never know what to do in the country.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

LAY ZEE FUK

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Lady of the Cake.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

The wonderful world of cheese.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

Allotment

'Life is great' down on the farm.

New Guy.

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Gardener

"And this is our media room."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Rose Garden

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Beach Barbecue

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

Country Bumpkin.

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

"Get... a-nother room!"

Candle Portraits.

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'