New Home In The Country Prints

'I'm the smae, I never know what to do in the country.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

LAY ZEE FUK

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Lady of the Cake.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

The wonderful world of cheese.

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

New Guy.

Gardener

Allotment

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"And this is our media room."

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

Rose Garden

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Beach Barbecue

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

Country Bumpkin.

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"Get... a-nother room!"

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'