New England Aficionado Pillows

'Well, that's it. Wintah is fianlly ovah!. . . Truck Day at Fenway...the Red Sox head out fah spring trainin', which means this the fahst day of spring.'

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

World Cup Fever

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'Talk about ridiculous... we can spot a mouse a mile away, and still can't read a darn newspaper!'

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

NFL quarterback slides feet-first to the ground and avoids a mugging,

'His wife is very supportive.'

'Do you mind checking my screech for typos?'

"Too mean for hell?....Welcome to heaven, Mr. Butkus."

"Edgar isn't here. He's working out with the Dallas Cowboys."

Shaquille O'Neal donates his old socks to boy scouts.

"You're back! You're really back...!"

"Always remember - what happens in the pea-green boat stays in the pea-green boat."

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's "Malaprop Man"! Malaprop man! Where are you going? To a processional footbrawl game! The Tampa Bay Bucketeers and New York Jest are playing. Are you a serious fan? Yeah, I've a sneezin' ticket holder for years! Isn't it early to go to the stadium? We nave a snailgate party in the barking lot. I drill chicken winks and square ribs! Do you get nervous watching your team play? Yes, I'm very dense during the games! And before and aft

'My turn! Kick me next!!'

Sign: 'Gerrards Cross - Owens Volley'.

Once reintroduced back into the wild, most linebackers quickly adjust, forming packs and regaining hunting instincts that had lain dormant in captivity.

Shirley knew that Dennis would love his new 'Tackling Grunts of Famous Linebackers' clock.

'Those with a lot of Money.'

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

"Bad news: all those pink NFL uniforms don't actually cure breast cancer."

"Want to come over Sunday, watch the game, and help me start dreading Monday?"

"Fifty yard line! I bet you thought it was a silly necklace..."

DIVORCE COURT, 'What? -- You hid the remote during the SUPERBOWL!'

'If we're 'a team', how come I have to do all the painting?'

"You were right, girl. No one has autumn leaves like Vermont!"