New Bike Acquisition Pillows

Bike

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Raised by Dogs

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

Rabies on board - a couple of rabid babies.

Lighthouse Beam.

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"Sure I'm depressed - now they got me on this geriatric dog food."

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

Cat on Board.

Electric bike.

'I'm sorry, miss. We are planting a forest here, so you'll have to move.'

'This is your idea of converting your boat to a sailboat, a sheet? And while we're on the topic, is that one of my good sheets?'

Road Test

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

Private Jet

"Most of it is the same, but if you look here you'll see that the price is twice as big"

"My new mobile phone makes me feel so space age!"

'If you're a good boy, Santa will bring you tires next year.'

Dog Air-freshener.

'Jim finally got a fast bike. Now all he has to do is get used to it.'

E-Books.

Biking Granny.

'Darling, the fashion is evolving. We'll need to have the doors expanded.'

"I'm trying to find that perfect piece of art that will make me think I know something about art."

"I don't know what it is, we just look fabulous in Cranberry."

'I'll take this one.'

Smart TV

"And hold the mayo."

"Sick Ride!"