New Art Acquisition Pillows

"I'm trying to find that perfect piece of art that will make me think I know something about art."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

Wagging Dog

"What's wrong with swallowing up other companies?"

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

"Now this I get."

"Tracy Island offers palatial splendour in the safest of environments. Your beds are unmade because this is Tracy Emin Island."

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

An early Picasso painting is sold at auction - it is a painting from when Picasso was a child

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"Sure I'm depressed - now they got me on this geriatric dog food."

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."

A Science and Art Conversation.

The Battle of the Pictures.

"In this piece, the price clearly does not reflect what the artist is trying to say."

"Gentleman, come in! Come in! Let me take your company."

'I'm sorry, miss. We are planting a forest here, so you'll have to move.'

"That's the fire alarm. . ."

'Somebody offered him £25.000.00 for the rag he cleans his brushes with.'

Believe or not but before he became a famous artist he was a shoe salesman.

'This is your idea of converting your boat to a sailboat, a sheet? And while we're on the topic, is that one of my good sheets?'

"I came, I saw I takeovered."

'I highly recommend this painting if you're into art as an investment.'

"Most of it is the same, but if you look here you'll see that the price is twice as big"

'Jim finally got a fast bike. Now all he has to do is get used to it.'

"I don't know what it is, we just look fabulous in Cranberry."

"A million five is the sticker price, so to speak."

Blind man's guide dog is looking at art in an art gallery.

'Darling, the fashion is evolving. We'll need to have the doors expanded.'

'I'll take this one.'

An Organic Christmas

'Yeah, I bought it with the profits I made from day trading - ran me $150,000 per pound.'

"This would look great on out wall. . . when it's finished!"