Buying A New Art Piece Pillows

'Beautiful. But will it quadruple in value the next ten years?'

Great Chinese Dynasties

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Paul Klee

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Use your imagination.

Misunderstood artist

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

Wagging Dog

"Needs to get a life"

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

Giant Monster in Bath

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

"It's an Eyesaur."

Cock A Doodle

Slinky Cow World

Creation of Red Wine

"Now this I get."

"Got any bathtub gin?"

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'Pray for me.'

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

"Moulting"

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

EU: Behind the scenes.

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

Egyptian Football

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

"Whose the new guy?"