Collecting Art Prints Pillows

"A la Recherche d'une Lentille de Contact," d'apres Millet.

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"Shopping! Baking! Wrapping! Shipping! Traffic! Cooking! Relatives! Double-Digit Weight Gain!. . ."

Great Chinese Dynasties

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Paul Klee

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Use your imagination.

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"Needs to get a life"

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Wagging Dog

Misunderstood artist

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

Giant Monster in Bath

"It's an Eyesaur."

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Cock A Doodle

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

Slinky Cow World

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

Creation of Red Wine

"Got any bathtub gin?"

"Now this I get."

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'Pray for me.'

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

"Whose the new guy?"