Vintage Print Collector Pillows

Liberal Republican Party - 'Will Robinson Crusoe (Sumner) Forsake his Man Friday [the coloured man]?

The Daily Graphic's Caricature of Nast at Work Again

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

International Women's Day

Diner.

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

The original paperless office

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Early Colour TV

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

Pre-Television Man Caves

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

Roasted

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

JET (Part I)

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

"So much for that vintage!"

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

AI

"Are you mad with us, Mrs. Bimmelman?"