Buying A New Art Piece T-Shirts

'Beautiful. But will it quadruple in value the next ten years?'

Great Chinese Dynasties

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Paul Klee

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Use your imagination.

"Needs to get a life"

Misunderstood artist

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

Wagging Dog

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

Slinky Cow World

Cock A Doodle

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

"It's an Eyesaur."

Giant Monster in Bath

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

Creation of Red Wine

"Got any bathtub gin?"

"Now this I get."

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'Pray for me.'

First we thought the apes would conquer the world...When in reality we've been busy mining the end of the world all along.

"Moulting"

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

EU: Behind the scenes.

The loving, yet vengeful God of Cheshire!

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

"Whose the new guy?"

Egyptian Football

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore