Buying New Art T-Shirts

"Now this I get."

Great Chinese Dynasties

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Paul Klee

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Use your imagination.

Misunderstood artist

Wagging Dog

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"Needs to get a life"

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

Cock A Doodle

Giant Monster in Bath

"It's an Eyesaur."

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

Slinky Cow World

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

Creation of Red Wine

"Got any bathtub gin?"

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'Pray for me.'

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

First we thought the apes would conquer the world...When in reality we've been busy mining the end of the world all along.

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

EU: Behind the scenes.

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

Egyptian Football

"Whose the new guy?"

"Moulting"