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"Is there any way we could describe this bit of old tart that would make a Russian oligarch pay £2 million for it?"

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

The Art Student.

You're my Mona Lisa.

Larry's used art

Copycats

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

At the Museum

'C'mon get it straight.'

Great Chinese Dynasties

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

International Women's Day

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

The Artist

Paul Klee

"Cat box"

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Can You Spot the Differences?

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

My First Camera

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.