Collecting Modern Art T-Shirts

'It's not art - I just overfed my goldfish!'

Great Chinese Dynasties

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Paul Klee

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"I gotta be me!"

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

Use your imagination.

"Well....I could've done this!"

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

bird interprets modern art

"You're welcome."

"Needs to get a life"

The Selfie

'Projectile painting.'

Wagging Dog

It's a call from Tate modern.

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."