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Bike

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Raised by Dogs

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

Rabies on board - a couple of rabid babies.

Lighthouse Beam.

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"Sure I'm depressed - now they got me on this geriatric dog food."

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

Electric bike.

'I'm sorry, miss. We are planting a forest here, so you'll have to move.'

Cat on Board.

'This is your idea of converting your boat to a sailboat, a sheet? And while we're on the topic, is that one of my good sheets?'

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

Road Test

Private Jet

"My new mobile phone makes me feel so space age!"

No caption. (A turtle is driving with his shell tied to the top of the car).

"Most of it is the same, but if you look here you'll see that the price is twice as big"

'If you're a good boy, Santa will bring you tires next year.'

'Jim finally got a fast bike. Now all he has to do is get used to it.'

Dog Air-freshener.

"I name this ship Moet et Chandon."

"I'm trying to find that perfect piece of art that will make me think I know something about art."

Smart TV

"And hold the mayo."

Biking Granny.

E-Books.

'I'll take this one.'

'Darling, the fashion is evolving. We'll need to have the doors expanded.'

"Sick Ride!"