New Guitar Acquisition T-Shirts

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"What's wrong with swallowing up other companies?"

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

Steve Howe.

Jeff Beck.

B.B. King

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

"What about the five that fell through?"

"Sure I'm depressed - now they got me on this geriatric dog food."

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"It's an Orville Rickenbacker - Great for recording 'pop' music."

Robert Johnson.

"Gentleman, come in! Come in! Let me take your company."

'I'm sorry, miss. We are planting a forest here, so you'll have to move.'

A rock guitarist singing

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

'This is your idea of converting your boat to a sailboat, a sheet? And while we're on the topic, is that one of my good sheets?'

"I came, I saw I takeovered."

Eddie Van Halen

'The acoustics in here are terrible!' (two warped acoustic guitars).

"My new mobile phone makes me feel so space age!"

"Most of it is the same, but if you look here you'll see that the price is twice as big"

Putting out on the green is called 'The Short Game'.

Tune Up Shop.

'If you're a good boy, Santa will bring you tires next year.'

Rolls Music Store: Grand Piano $6500, Okay Pianos $1500.

'Jim finally got a fast bike. Now all he has to do is get used to it.'

Hurdy gurdy

'Darling, the fashion is evolving. We'll need to have the doors expanded.'

E-Books.

"I'm trying to find that perfect piece of art that will make me think I know something about art."

Parts of a Bagpipe

'I'll take this one.'