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'Every time he lectures about serotonin, he puts me to sleep.'

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

Ascent of Machine.

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

Conflating Science and Grammar. The boy threw the ball. What grammatical role does "ball" play in this sentence? An object in motion!

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

Vaccine

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

Naked Mole Rat

The real reason why flamingos are pink

Spindle Neurons

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

Cliff Notes

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

"The saving grace of living with someone who has AD/HD is that any arguments you have over it never last very long."

"I get the strange feeling this has happened before."

Why giraffes hate winter

"Nasty sunburn."

Corporate Greed.

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

All-Purpose Obamatoon

Worries of the first single cell organism. Should I divide? Maybe I won't like my other self! Maybe it won't like me! Two might be nice company. Three, though, that could be crowded.