Neural Networker T-Shirts

'I think you need to work on your frontal lobes.'

Lots of personal improvement classes are going on down there. The white blood cells are teaching a self-defense class. The neuron is instructing others about improving communication skills. And a proton and cornea cell have teamed up to teach a class on staying focused and positive! Is the helium atom participating in any of this? No, he thinks he's above it all!

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

Business News.

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

It's a busy mother's day down there! The glucose molecule got his mom a box of sweets, the histamine brought flowers ... A sodium atom got bath salts, and the genes had a family portrait taken. Frank, the neuron didn't get a gift for his mother. No, he didn't but he always sends a nice message!

Writer Services: We fix plot holes.

'Well what do you know---opportunity no longer knocks, she Twitters'

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

'I don't really analyse dreams. I analyse why you think your dreams are worth analysing.'

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"Deleted, I'm sure."

Brains

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

"Information is moved via neurotransmitters from neuron to neuron via the synapses into the brain where it is then retrieved by the memory via a slap on the back of the head."

"Stimulating this area of the brain will enable the patient to think of all the clever things he wished he had said."

'Yes, he's neurotic - It's a common condition with neurologists.'

"He took that kinda hard."

"Now that I have prefrontal cortex, I worry about everything."

Brain Exercise Video: "Okay, think...and stop...and think, and stop! Stay with me now! Think harder! Feel that burn!"

'Every time he lectures about serotonin, he puts me to sleep.'

'...and what's really interesting is that there's still 99.9% of the human brain we still know nothing about.'

Giant brain with an arrow through it sits on Freud's psychiatric couch.

Brain Charger

Uh, I'll be right back - I just have to notify the authorities about something.

'You two will have lots in common - you share the same anxiety neurosis.'

"ADHD is a chronic condition marked by an inability to focus attention for an extended perio. . ."

"You got this! Your brain has a hundred billion neurons, with more links between them than there are stars in the Milky Way. Now, go out there and show those ants who's in charge!"

Jump 4 Amnesia.

'Fantastic meeting! . . . Just fantastic. Why don't I have my weasels call your weasels.'

Business Networking Session: 'Sorry I'm late - I'll just log on...'

"It's too easy to lose a business card. A rubber stamp, you'll remember."