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"Hi. I'm, I'm, I'm... You'll have to forgive me, I'm terrible with names."

'You two will have lots in common - you share the same anxiety neurosis.'

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

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Lots of personal improvement classes are going on down there. The white blood cells are teaching a self-defense class. The neuron is instructing others about improving communication skills. And a proton and cornea cell have teamed up to teach a class on staying focused and positive! Is the helium atom participating in any of this? No, he thinks he's above it all!

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"I don't know what I'm going to do...my presentation is due on Monday and I haven't even started...I'm not sure I know how to speak."

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

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'I'm not very good at mingling.'

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

"Deleted, I'm sure."

'What I meant by 'quark' in 'Finnegans Wake' was a hypothetical particle with a fractional electric charge.

'Half-crazed with nerves Petey Otterloop awaits the start of the winter concert.'

"Stop telling me how well you did on the written."

"You'll soon get the hang of the simple Linex 3968X with 4936.." Norman began to think he might be better suited to a career in double glazing."

Giant brain with an arrow through it sits on Freud's psychiatric couch.

After two years on zooms, Arthur was having trouble coping with face to face networking again. . .

'I think you need to work on your frontal lobes.'

"Get names!"

"You got this! Your brain has a hundred billion neurons, with more links between them than there are stars in the Milky Way. Now, go out there and show those ants who's in charge!"

'They say the secret to public speaking is to pick out one person in the audience and talk to him.' 'Well, did you?' 'Yeah. Unfortunately the person I picked out was snickering, pointing and whispering to the guy next to him.'

'Fantastic meeting! . . . Just fantastic. Why don't I have my weasels call your weasels.'

Absent Friends Reunited.

Business Networking Session: 'Sorry I'm late - I'll just log on...'

'You could work at any fortune 500 company... Why have you applied at our little shop?'

'No matter how often I do the show, I still suffer from stage fright...'

'That's just for videos, Jeffrey -- book reports don't have to have FBI warnings.'

"It's too easy to lose a business card. A rubber stamp, you'll remember."

'I hate networking.'

'You don't have to say hello every time we pass.'