Networking Novelties Gifts

"Want to network?"

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

'Now that I have your attention...'

"My email is down... talk to me."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

Moses on the web

"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I was the loudest."

Go team!

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

I'm a self-made man!

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

Networking

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

Bird Tweet.

Upward Progress