Networking Events Gifts

I work for a not for profit business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for profit' business.

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

"Let me get this, but keep in mind that you'll pay for it in other, more subtle ways later on."

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"I'm Kurt... this brochure will explain the rest."

"Yes, but I'm not just any judge, I'm a TV judge."

"I know - it takes skill to sneak a peek at their tiny tags when you can't remember their names."

'I learn a lot at these social events. I'm an I.R.S. Auditor.'

Haute C. E. O., Business Couture - Lean In.

'I hear these days, you while away your time pretending to look for work on the internet.'

Dressing For Success

All day I design high tech communication devices...yet at a party I'm lost without name tags.

"Opportunity came knocking once, but I missed it. I was expecting a tweet."

All dressed up and nowhere to hide.

"I'm beginning to think this niche networking isn't getting us anywhere."

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

'Now that I have your attention...'

"My email is down... talk to me."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

Moses on the web

"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I was the loudest."

Go team!