Networking Conference Gifts

Networking

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

'Now that I have your attention...'

"My email is down... talk to me."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

21st century water cooler conversations.

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

Moses on the web

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

Go team!

Inclusive speech

'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.'

"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I was the loudest."

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

I'm a self-made man!

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

'Wake me up when he doesn't use a buzzword.'