Networking Conference Mugs

Networking

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

'Now that I have your attention...'

"My email is down... talk to me."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

21st century water cooler conversations.

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

Moses on the web

Go team!

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

Inclusive speech

"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I was the loudest."

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.'

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

I'm a self-made man!

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'