Professional Networking Events Mugs

"I'm mainly here to petwork"

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

Networking

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Glass Ceiling

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

Network Extending from Buttonhole

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

"My Blackberry will get in touch with your Blackberry."

I work for a not for profit business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for profit' business.

"We've come so far together...wouldn't it be great if they had frequent achiever miles?"

"Let me get this, but keep in mind that you'll pay for it in other, more subtle ways later on."

"I'm Kurt... this brochure will explain the rest."

'One thing about being in the drivers seat -- you pay for the gas.'

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

'I saw it as a networking opportunity.'

'We can't find a pond small enough where you'd be a big fish.'

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

'No hostile takeover bids beyond this point.'

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"You've got to blurb me to her."

"Your CV is amazing. The boss would love you. So unfortunately you've been unsuccessful in your application."

Economic Conference.

"I know - it takes skill to sneak a peek at their tiny tags when you can't remember their names."

"I figure if I don't have that third martini, then the terrorists win."

All day I design high tech communication devices...yet at a party I'm lost without name tags.

'I gained many useful leads, renewed relationships with various potential customers and established a number of contacts...'

"That's my performance review!? Two thumbs up?"

"Nothing beats work events to mingle, build relationships, and backstab fellow colleagues."