'I've developed a variation of Linkedin. It's Lockedup.'
Networking Behind Bars Gifts
Looking for a unique gift for the networking enthusiast with a creative streak? Our collection captures the playful side of professional connections and social networking behind bars. Whether it’s a joke about clinking glasses or a witty design celebrating the art of making contacts, you'll find a range of items that turn social skills into a fun visual statement. These products are ideal for anyone who appreciates clever humor mixed with a dash of personality—perfect for sparkers, mixers, or anyone who enjoys mixing arts and social crafts.
"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"
'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'
'Now that I have your attention...'
"My email is down... talk to me."
"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"
"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."
'Human Error .. Yet Again.'
'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'
"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."
21st century water cooler conversations.
"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"
"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."
'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!
"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."
Moses on the web
"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I was the loudest."
Go team!
Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"
'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'
'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'
Leadership in the Covid-19 Era
"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."
I'm a self-made man!
"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."
#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors
'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'
"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."
"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."
'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'
Networking
"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."
Bird Tweet.
Upward Progress
Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.
Networking Behind Bars Gifts Collection
Networking Behind Bars Mugs
Discover our range of networking behind bars themed mugs—great for coffee lovers who appreciate a clever, humorous touch in their daily routine.
Networking Behind Bars Pillows
Shop our networking behind bars pillows—bring humor and personality to your home or office decor with these witty, stylish cushions.
Networking Behind Bars Prints
Browse our prints celebrating behind bars networking—perfect for adding a playful, creative vibe to your wall art collection.
Networking Behind Bars T-Shirts
Explore our collection of networking behind bars t-shirts—ideal for expressing your creative side and making a statement wherever you go.